May 2013
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
katara:
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
“Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for...”
– Anonymous (via cayde)
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
“Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t...”
– Kate Jacobs, Comfort Food (via cleamour)
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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witchpop:
why do u only have 1 wing
me: eats a snack while making a snack
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daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
